Inside Croydon

WALTER CRONXITE, political editor, on a new unwitting subject for a sharp parliamentary pen

The last time a national newspaper dismissed a public figure as a “turnip”, Graham Taylor’s days as England football manager were numbered.

Yesterday, it was Steve Reed OBE, the townie MP for Streatham and Croydon North, who was given the turnip treatment, this time not by The S*n, but by the gently incisive pen (or laptop) of Guardian parliamentary sketchwriter, John Crace.

CROYDON IN CRISIS: A listed building, and surrounding parkland that was bought by public subscription 100 years ago, has been declared by government agency Historic England to be at risk of neglect, decay or inappropriate development. By STEVEN DOWNES

Tory MP Chris Philp and his podgy pal, Jason Perry, were telling a park friends group last night how “protecting and maintaining our green spaces and parks is vital”.

Our environment correspondent, PAUL LUSHION, reports on how the tide of support for one local MP in government is going out very quickly

Steve Reed, the Croydon MP promoted to environment secretary in Keir Starmer’s government, is rapidly finding himself out of his depth in a sea of sewage… and worse.

Devoted townie Reed was quickly found out by the farming lobby, who are ready to march on Westminster after changes in inheritance tax announced in last week’s Budget.

Activists in Norbury and Streatham are halfway to a fund-raising target to meet legal costs to consider a possible challenge to planning permission for a 14-storey tower which locals fear will destroy forever one of the finest views in all London.

Lambeth Council has granted permission to the Woodgate Tower development, to be built on the site of a disused Homebase off Greyhound Lane.

This decision was made despite more than 1,000 petition signatures, 800 formal objections and 400 complaints uploaded on to the GLA website.

It’s the annual London to Brighton veteran car rally this Sunday morning, when more than 100 old bangers set off from Hyde Park heading for the coast at Brighton, passing through Streatham, Norbury and Thornton Heath, trundling under the Croydon Flyover on to South Croydon, and then past Purley and Coulsdon along the way.

It is half-term week, which for rail passengers means a whole load of disruption to their regular services across south London.

Signalling upgrade work started at the weekend and is due to continue until this Friday, November 1, “which will result in major changes to train services across south London”, according to operators Southern.

In total, 11 stations will have no Southern services and 16 stations will have no Thameslink services during this week.

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There will be significant disruption to rail services across south London, starting this weekend and continuing through to November 1, for engineering works.

There will be no Southern, Thameslink or London Overground trains in the Peckham Rye, Tulse Hill, Crystal Palace and Tooting areas.

Network Rail is modernising 1980s track and signalling on lines, with work starting on October 26.

“This work will provide a more reliable service with fewer delays,” says Southern.

Pity the poor people of Streatham (and Croydon North), who this morning discovered that they have elected as their MP – effectively given him a job for life – someone who thinks ignorance is some kind of acceptable excuse for a government minister.

And someone who really thinks it quite impertinent to be asked direct questions about their prediliction for accepting thousands of pounds’ worth of freebies from the very people they are supposed to be overseeing in their government job.

One thing that the not-guilty verdict, delivered by an Old Bailey jury yesterday in the controversial case of the police shooting of Chris Kaba, failed to provide was any clarity.